Michael phelps

Your Com got the ID-10T error! It hanged because of stupid use. Like putting a floppy disk inside the thumbdrive slot, or using the disk holder as a movie drink holder, or using Windows Vista(Should be Like Stalin...use windows XP).
How to solve the ID-10T error? kill yourself or bang ur head randomly on the wall because ur an idiot.

What is your opinion of food shortages in the rest of the world?
In West Europe they didnt know what shortage meant
In India they didnt know what food meant
In China they didnt know what opinion meant
In USA they didnt know what rest of the world meant

documentry(part I)

As u can see this rare species of wild cedric here is trying to find a comfortable seat in this place called a "class". Half of its life is spent in this accomodation and he strugles in his bag to find their knowledge source or also called a "textbook".Teir dominent female ordering them around.They have a english,chinese tounge.Now this wild cedric here is trying to learn from the dominent female a subject called "science".Most scientist suggest that it favors science the most compared to the other subjects.


PART II COMING SOON!

safety first

People, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol are all at risk of being sucked into the time-tunnel vortex.

There is a reason you failed chemistry.

If you have set yourself on fire, do not run.


If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor.

Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you!

If a door is closed, karate chop it open.

Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. The current world record is 5 minutes, 12 seconds.

After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.

If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that.


If you hear the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio, cower in the corner or run like hell.


Your respiratory and digestive systems are optional. Cast them aside if you feel you no longer need them.

If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting.

That closet door in your bedroom leads to the gates of Hell. Don't go there.


Radioactive materials come in 4 convenient sizes:
- individual dose
- family value size
- neighborhood spray pump size
- supersize!

If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder.

A one-inch thick piece of plywood should be sufficient protection against radiation.

Watch out for people who come out of white tents and try to steal the shirt off your back.

Girls are Evil

Life explained