1. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
2. Practice making computer start-up and ice-crunching noises.
3. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
4. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
5. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
6. Honk and wave to strangers.
7. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
8.While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
9. Ask people what gender they are.
10. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
Friday, December 12, 2008
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