HOW TO PISS PEOPLE OFF

1. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

2. Practice making computer start-up and ice-crunching noises.

3. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.

4. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

5. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

6. Honk and wave to strangers.

7. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.

8.While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

9. Ask people what gender they are.

10. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

Michael phelps

Your Com got the ID-10T error! It hanged because of stupid use. Like putting a floppy disk inside the thumbdrive slot, or using the disk holder as a movie drink holder, or using Windows Vista(Should be Like Stalin...use windows XP).
How to solve the ID-10T error? kill yourself or bang ur head randomly on the wall because ur an idiot.

What is your opinion of food shortages in the rest of the world?
In West Europe they didnt know what shortage meant
In India they didnt know what food meant
In China they didnt know what opinion meant
In USA they didnt know what rest of the world meant

documentry(part I)

As u can see this rare species of wild cedric here is trying to find a comfortable seat in this place called a "class". Half of its life is spent in this accomodation and he strugles in his bag to find their knowledge source or also called a "textbook".Teir dominent female ordering them around.They have a english,chinese tounge.Now this wild cedric here is trying to learn from the dominent female a subject called "science".Most scientist suggest that it favors science the most compared to the other subjects.


PART II COMING SOON!

safety first

People, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol are all at risk of being sucked into the time-tunnel vortex.

There is a reason you failed chemistry.

If you have set yourself on fire, do not run.


If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor.

Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you!

If a door is closed, karate chop it open.

Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. The current world record is 5 minutes, 12 seconds.

After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.

If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that.


If you hear the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio, cower in the corner or run like hell.


Your respiratory and digestive systems are optional. Cast them aside if you feel you no longer need them.

If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting.

That closet door in your bedroom leads to the gates of Hell. Don't go there.


Radioactive materials come in 4 convenient sizes:
- individual dose
- family value size
- neighborhood spray pump size
- supersize!

If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder.

A one-inch thick piece of plywood should be sufficient protection against radiation.

Watch out for people who come out of white tents and try to steal the shirt off your back.

Girls are Evil

Life explained

HALP

politics explained

CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM:
You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.

FASCISM:
You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.

The REAL Firefox

Drugs vs Trees

plug and socket

One day a socket said to a plug,"Plug it in!"and the plug said,"okay!"and they gave birth to Electricity.

Quiz!(again to rot your mind pondering over it)

A man and his wife was driving at the country side.The car ran out of fuel so the man had to walk to the nearest petrol station to get some petrol.He told his wife to stay in the car and lock all the doors and windows.When he got back from the petrol station,he found his wife dead and a stranger in the car.There were no damages on the car and all the doors and windows were still locked.(She did not die from suffocation and there was blood)

If you know the answer tag me,but if you don't kno ask me in class.Hehehe!ROT!

GAy ranking

NOW there is a gay ranking,comes in spanking cool new ranks

1 lvl:Noob shit

2 lvl:gay

3 lvl:gay crap

4 lvl:gaybian

5 lvl:gaytard

6 lvl:gay master

7 lvl:gay king

8 lvl:fag

9 lvl:gay fag

10 lvl:OMGWTHIHP(Oh my god wad the hell is his prob)

Dead!

An old retard that was out of her mind killed himself from the 8 story of my condo blk.Apparently there are some retards in my condo that are emo to their death.I don't understand why they tot that it was from our lvl.