plug and socket

One day a socket said to a plug,"Plug it in!"and the plug said,"okay!"and they gave birth to Electricity.

Quiz!(again to rot your mind pondering over it)

A man and his wife was driving at the country side.The car ran out of fuel so the man had to walk to the nearest petrol station to get some petrol.He told his wife to stay in the car and lock all the doors and windows.When he got back from the petrol station,he found his wife dead and a stranger in the car.There were no damages on the car and all the doors and windows were still locked.(She did not die from suffocation and there was blood)

If you know the answer tag me,but if you don't kno ask me in class.Hehehe!ROT!

GAy ranking

NOW there is a gay ranking,comes in spanking cool new ranks

1 lvl:Noob shit

2 lvl:gay

3 lvl:gay crap

4 lvl:gaybian

5 lvl:gaytard

6 lvl:gay master

7 lvl:gay king

8 lvl:fag

9 lvl:gay fag

10 lvl:OMGWTHIHP(Oh my god wad the hell is his prob)

Dead!

An old retard that was out of her mind killed himself from the 8 story of my condo blk.Apparently there are some retards in my condo that are emo to their death.I don't understand why they tot that it was from our lvl.