a little math...

To get yourself a girl:
waking up to find yourself thinking of your speshul girl-2 man hours
Trying to persuade your friends to let you sit next to her-2 man hours
Flying unaccurate love paperplanes to her during class-6 man hours
Going mindless window shopping with her-6 man hours
Going shopping with her-3 man hours
Buying a gift for her- 2 man hours
Smsing her at night-5 man hours
Thats 25 man hours altogether for this daily routine.

Wait, only 24 hours a day.
how leh?
Liddat siao liao.

i found a beehive on my window. Fml.

i just bought a new WoW set for 64.90 and when i got back i saw the pricetag underneath it which was 59.90. Fml.

i was trying to piece together a broken chess piece when i accidentally glued my hand to my face. Fml.

a facebook quiz on which twilight character are you? Concluded that i am rosalie cullen. Fml

emo vs sadist

emo:HIT ME!!! sadist : no.

HOW TO PISS PEOPLE OFF

1. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

2. Practice making computer start-up and ice-crunching noises.

3. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.

4. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

5. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

6. Honk and wave to strangers.

7. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.

8.While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

9. Ask people what gender they are.

10. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.