i found a beehive on my window. Fml.

i just bought a new WoW set for 64.90 and when i got back i saw the pricetag underneath it which was 59.90. Fml.

i was trying to piece together a broken chess piece when i accidentally glued my hand to my face. Fml.

a facebook quiz on which twilight character are you? Concluded that i am rosalie cullen. Fml

emo vs sadist

emo:HIT ME!!! sadist : no.

HOW TO PISS PEOPLE OFF

1. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

2. Practice making computer start-up and ice-crunching noises.

3. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.

4. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

5. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

6. Honk and wave to strangers.

7. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.

8.While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

9. Ask people what gender they are.

10. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

Michael phelps