Saturday, January 8, 2011
Great...
Talking to people who i don't even remember kept me up to 2 in the morning, and now i'm posting something for you readers. seriously, 行くと死ぬ.
when i become an evil mastermind
1.My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear glass visors, not face-concealing ones.
2.My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.
3.My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.
3.Shooting is not too good for my enemies.
4.The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.
5.I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.
6.When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."
7.After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.
8.I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.
9.I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.
10.I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.
2.My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.
3.My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.
3.Shooting is not too good for my enemies.
4.The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.
5.I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.
6.When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."
7.After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.
8.I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.
9.I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.
10.I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.
Friday, January 7, 2011
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
Teacher asked me to sleep...WTF?
Well, i dreamt of that happening. Sooo sleepy today, must be from creating the class blog yesternight. screw home-ec and cleaning, i almost slept in that boring shit. Why cant the previous classes do the almost-slave work for me? They'll get it when they join my force of underlings. So tired that i kept making careless plus-minus mistakes for math. Well much of it was from getting distracted by ripping hair off my head. going to get my precious sleep now.
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Some cheem stuff for you
The name of the condition my finger has is Mallet Finger. Basically it occurs when there is forced flexion of the distal interphalangeal joint. I just realised the avulsion at the distal phalanx is 40% of articular surface. lucky i'm still able to use conservative treatment, or in other words 6 weeks continuous splinting then 6 weeks nighttime splinting, or so the doctor told me if I wanted optimum results.
Education is such a pain.
I'm not too sure whether to be happy or sad. Of course i'm jovial about HER passing. and our new form and assistant form seems to be nice. But we got Kelvin Ng for geog, pardon if spelling error has occured. English teacher Tan YL seems kind yet firm and she's new too, so bullying is also an option. But....ah....Teo Zhan Rui, FT, we have him for Science and Math, if he is terrible, we are possibly screwed. Home-ec's still Hashima so I'm not that afraid. Guess another stressful year for monitor-cum-homec_rep-cum-history_rep, plus IP to add on. GOSH FML.
OH SHI.....
Cello string snapped on me. I guess china don't put no life into their strings. Mr A probably had enough of torture from my daily practice and said good-bye! Glad he didn't hit me in vengeance. Along with breaking my A string, I think I should stop practising or my tonalisation would suffer (I'm currently using my third finger to substitute my second). Is till try to practise even when I'm injured. It's all cause Syf looms so near. Thats why I'm downing the pain as much as I can. Well i love music just too much.
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