a facebook quiz on which twilight character are you? Concluded that i am rosalie cullen. Fml

emo vs sadist

emo:HIT ME!!! sadist : no.

HOW TO PISS PEOPLE OFF

1. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

2. Practice making computer start-up and ice-crunching noises.

3. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.

4. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

5. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

6. Honk and wave to strangers.

7. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.

8.While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

9. Ask people what gender they are.

10. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

Michael phelps

Your Com got the ID-10T error! It hanged because of stupid use. Like putting a floppy disk inside the thumbdrive slot, or using the disk holder as a movie drink holder, or using Windows Vista(Should be Like Stalin...use windows XP).
How to solve the ID-10T error? kill yourself or bang ur head randomly on the wall because ur an idiot.

What is your opinion of food shortages in the rest of the world?
In West Europe they didnt know what shortage meant
In India they didnt know what food meant
In China they didnt know what opinion meant
In USA they didnt know what rest of the world meant

documentry(part I)

As u can see this rare species of wild cedric here is trying to find a comfortable seat in this place called a "class". Half of its life is spent in this accomodation and he strugles in his bag to find their knowledge source or also called a "textbook".Teir dominent female ordering them around.They have a english,chinese tounge.Now this wild cedric here is trying to learn from the dominent female a subject called "science".Most scientist suggest that it favors science the most compared to the other subjects.


PART II COMING SOON!